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Retirement Quotes

Anju Shandilya Mar 22, 2020
The following Quotabulary article will list out a few quotes on the topic of retirement. Continue reading for an insight into retirement.
Each individual has a unique way of accepting retirement which solely depends on what awaits them ahead. Some see it as a blessing, while others see it as a form of boredom, something that they could simply do without.

Listed following are some interesting, funny, and thought-provoking quotes on retirement.

Retirement Quotes and Sayings

Life begins at retirement.
~ Author Unknown

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
~ George Foreman

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
~ Gene Perret
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
~ John Lubbock
The money's no better in retirement but the hours are!
~ Author Unknown

Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.
~ Douglas Pagels
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
~ Jim Bishop
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
~ Gene Perret

In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
~ Author Unknown

Sometimes it's hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.
~ Author Unknown
Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door...And the beauty of time itself.
~ Hartman Jule
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
~ Author Unknown

Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.
~ Abigail Charleson

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
~ Will Rogers
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
~ R.C. Sherriff

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
~ Abe Lemons

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Mark Twain
Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it.
~ Charles de Saint-Evremond
To the unlearned, old age is winter; to the learned, spring.
~ Author Unknown

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
~ Harry Emerson Fosdick

I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!
~ Author Unknown
These retirement quotes are bound to get you laughing, others get you thinking, and yet others contemplating about life after retirement.