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Humorous Quotes about Life

Abhijit Naik
A compilation of some humorous quotes about life, which will teach you a lesson or two and simultaneously bring a smile on your face.
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
― Lucius Annaeus Seneca.


There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
― Oscar Wilde.
Both are quotes about life, but one on a serious note and the other with a hint of humor. No prize in guessing that humor, and anything remotely related to it, is more appealing than its philosophical counterpart.
The best thing about humorous quotes is that they make you smile, even when you are going through the worst phases of your life. They preach one of the most practical principles of life: it moves on.

Some Quotes About Life With a Tinge of Humor
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
― William Shakespeare


I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
― Charles Schulz


Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
― Woody Allen
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
― Woody Allen
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
― Mark Twain
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
― Jane Wagner
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
― Anonymous


Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
― Truman Capote


Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.
― Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
― Lily Tomlin
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
― Anonymous


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
― Anonymous


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
― Anonymous
Life is short, make fun of it.
― Anonymous
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
― Anonymous


You can't have everything....where would you put it?
― Anonymous


Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
― Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
― Anonymous
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
― Anonymous
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
― John Barrymore
When you face tough times in life, going through such quotes is bound to make the journey called 'life' a lot easier. If you have a good sense of humor and the ability to look at the lighter side of life, tough times will always bring out the best in you.