Funny Words to Live By

After a mundane day at work, a few words with your friends or colleagues can get you caught up in a rapture of laughter. It is these words that are later remembered in tough times. Inspirational words are the ones that make a lasting impression on your mind, becoming your source of strength in tough times. Spoken with spontaneity, these words have the power of resonating hours and hours of laughter. Here are a few funny words to live by said by serious men and women. Ironic, ain't it!

There is no half singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera singer - Joseph Groban

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it. - Murphy's Law

Virtue is insufficient temptation. - George Bernard Shaw

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P. J. O'Rourke

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Linquist

What we think, we become. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. - The Buddha

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese proverb

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass... It's about learning how to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

We all have our own life to pursue, our own kind of dream to be weaving. And we all have some power to make wishes come true, as long as we keep believing. - Louisa May Alcott

Each of the world religions has its own particular genius, its own special insight into the nature and requirements of compassion, and has something unique to teach us. - Karen Armstrong

All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason. - Immanuel Kant

A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy? - Albert Einstein

Honest and heartfelt words often strike a chord with your truest sentiment. These quotes cheer you up and make your day seem brighter. So this is where I sign off...and here's my favorite quote to sum up what I really want to say...That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! - Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson.