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Funny Quotes about Love

Batul Nafisa Baxamusa Aug 20, 2020
Funny quotes about love help keep your spirits high and your relationship on the right note. Here are some interesting and rib-tickling quotes.
Funny quotes are mixed with sweet humor and bitter sarcasm. You will find that quotes unravel the tangible emotions of love. It helps you add some humor to a romantic relationship or help you get over scorned love. The following funny quotes will bring a smile to your lips and your romantic escapade.

Love and Life Quotes

» "Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
~ Franklin P. Jones

» "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
~ Robert Frost

» "True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes."
~ Anonymous
» "Love and electricity are one and the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in love at all."
~ C.J. Franks
» "There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
~ Friedrich Nietzsche

» "Life would be perfect if some girls had a mute button, some guys had an edit button, bad times had a fast forward button, and good times had a pause button.."
~ Anonymous
» "There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."
~ Anonymous
» "Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
~ Anonymous

» "Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, Cherish the moment; ignore the pain, love, Learn, forgive & forget, because remember, you only have one to life..."
~ Anonymous

Love and Marriage Quotes

» "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
~ Sacha Guitry

» "There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
~ Steve Martin

» "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
~ Spike Milligan
» "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
~ Socrates
» "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
~ Henny Youngman

» "An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
~ Agatha Christie
» "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
~ Albert Einstein
» "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
~ Brendan Francis

» "Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
~ Fran Lebowitz
» "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
~ Groucho Marx
» "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."M
~ Rodney Dangerfield

» "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
~ Leonardo Da Vinci

» "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
~ Robin Williams
» "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
~ Rodney Dangerfield
» "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
~ Ambrose Bierce

» "The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
~ Anonymous

» "No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
~ Anonymous
» "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
~ Rita Rudner
» "My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes."
~ Anonymous

» "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
~ Anonymous

» "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
» "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house."
~ George Burns
» "My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried."
~ Henny Youngman

» "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
~ Joey Adams

Love and Friendship Quotes

» "To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed."
~ Anonymous

» "A friend is a gift you give yourself."
~ Robert Louis Stevenson

» "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
» "I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you."
~ Roy Croft
» "My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake."
~ Aristotle

» "A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire."
~ François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

» "However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship."
~ François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
» "Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."
~ Aristotle
These were some of the best funny quotes. Remember, love heals all pain and laughter is the best medicine.