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Funny Life Quotes

Kundan Pandey Jul 18, 2020

A tinge of humor in daily life can act as a perfect antidote for all the worries that plague us. Here are some funny life quotes to help you laugh off your blues.
An old proverb tells us that laughter is the best medicine; so true and apt! The journey of life is full of ups and downs, we lose some battles and win some. As we move on the path of life, we realize that adversities are a part of it. Instead of fretting over them needlessly for countless number of hours, we can adopt a positive attitude towards them.
Putting on a smiling face is never easy, especially in times of sorrow and grief. Humorous quotes can take you away from the moments of anxiety and stress, and can act as a breather for you. These quotes are not just for fun, instead they carry pearls of wisdom.
All funny quotes and sayings have profound lessons hidden in them that convey the message through some light banter. Here is a list of a few quotes that have been immortalized by some of the most famous people in the history of mankind:
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
― Anonymous

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
― Albert Einstein

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans."
― Woody Allen
"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."
― Friedrich Nietzsche
"A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone."
― Robert Frost

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards."
― Benjamin Franklin

"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it."
― Abraham Lincoln

"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut."
― Albert Einstein
"''Frank and explicit'' -- that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others."
― Benjamin Disraeli
"The degree of one's emotion varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts - the less you know the hotter you get."
― Bertrand Russel
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."  
― Erica Jong
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
― Winston Churchill

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
― Oscar Wilde

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
― Aristotle
"He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough."
― Lao Zi

"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
― From the movie 'Love and Death'
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
― From the movie 'Duck Soup'

"Clarice: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Lecter: Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere."
― From the movie 'Silence of the Lambs'
"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
― From the movie 'The Smell of Fear'

"It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy."
― From the movie 'My Best Friend's Wedding'
"There is no reason to become alarmed and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of the flight. By the way, is there anyone who knows how to fly a plane?"
― From the movie 'Airplane!'

"My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look."
― From the movie 'Crimes and Misdemeanors'
"Oh. If I just wasn't a lady. What wouldn't I tell that varmint."
― 'Gone With The Wind' (Movie)

"Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right."
― 'Wizard of Oz' (Movie)
These were some of good quotes that color the life with a few moments of laughter! Whenever you are feeling down or a bit depressed, you can resort to these funny sayings and calm your mind. Although it is never easy to laugh in difficult times, the least we can do is try to smile! This can keep our spirits high!