Funny Graduation Quotes and Sayings

My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives. - Lin-Manuel Miranda

When they hand you your diploma, keep moving. Just in case they try to take it back. - Unknown

I can’t wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at the graduation ceremony. - Unknown

At graduation you get to wear a cap and gown, but it’s a good idea to also wear something underneath it. - Greg Tamblyn

Now that you’ve graduated, just remember: Bosses don’t usually accept notes from your mother. - Melanie White

All that stands between a graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. - Unknown

Struggling to decide what to do after graduation is, and always will be, a sort of rite of passage to the next phase of your life.- Gloria Davidson

The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. - Newton D. Baker

Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.- Bob Bickford

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. - Doug Larson

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen