Funny Friendship Quotes

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. - Unknown

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ - Cookie Monster

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. - Unknown

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. - Jim Hayes

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. - Unknown

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. - Charles Lamb

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. - Emilie Saint-Genis

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. - Unknown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. - Unknown

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. - Unknown

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. - Robert Brault