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Funny Friendship Quotes

Amruta Joshi Dec 24, 2020
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. - Unknown
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ - Cookie Monster
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. - Unknown
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. - Jim Hayes
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. - Unknown
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. - Charles Lamb
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. - Emilie Saint-Genis
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. - Unknown
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. - Unknown
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. - Unknown
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. - Robert Brault