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Funny and Witty Travel Quotes

Pratik Joshi Sep 28, 2020
“People don’t take trips. . . trips take people.” – John Steinbeck
“”I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” –Bob Hope
“Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.”–Susan Sontag
“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” – Al Gore
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin
“Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station. ” – Lisa St. Aubin de Teran
“Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.” – Jim Gaffigan
“Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz
“Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.” – Andre Guide
“Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!" – Hostelgeeks
“Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.” – Anonymous
“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag