"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information."
"An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true."
"Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order."
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious."
"Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth."
"I guess the attitude that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third."
"I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms."
"Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour."
"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money."
"What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results."
"There is no greater feeling than when two people who are perfect for each other overcome all obstacles, and find true love."
"You should never settle for who you are."
"You need to play to win. But you also need to win to play."
"Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing."